Productive Member of Society

I would hereby like to announce that I am a contributing member of society. You see, I really wasn't before; students live in this odd, limbo territory, usually causing minor disturbances and minor helps to the world. I've been at my job for a little while now and was just paid (and yes, I know the check is voided...). Now I can say that I'm a voting, taxed, tithed American who makes a difference in the lives of others. Or, in other words, I'm a productive member of society. :)